wÂ'en mi jusÂ' come to Landan toun
mi use to work pan di andahgroun
but workinÂ' pan di andahgroun
yÂ'u donÂ't get fi know your way around

Inglan is a bitch
dereÂ's no escapin it
Inglan is a bitch
dereÂ's no runninÂ' whey fram it

mi get a lickle jab in a bih Â'otell
anÂ' awftah a while, mi woz doinÂ' quite well
dem staat mi aaf as a dish-washah
but wÂ'en mi tek a stack, mi noh tun clack-watchah

Inglan is a bitch
dereÂ's no escapin it
Inglan is a bitch
no baddah try fi hide fram it

wÂ'en dem giÂ' you di lickle wage packit
fus dem rab it wid dem big tax rackit
yÂ'u haffi struggle fi mek enÂ's meet
anÂ' wÂ'en yÂ'u goh a yÂ'u bed yÂ'u jusÂ' canÂ't sleep

Inglan is a bitch
dereÂ's no escapin it
Inglan is a bitch
a noh lie mi a tell, a true

mi use to work dig ditch wÂ'en it cowl noh bitch
mi did strang like a mule, but bwoy, mi did fool
den awftah a while mi jusÂ' stap dhu ovahtime
den awftah a while mi jusÂ' phu dung mi tool

Inglan is a bitch
dereÂ's no escapin it
Inglan is a bitch
yÂ'u haffi know how fi survive in it

well mi dhu day wok anÂ' mi dhu nite wok
mi dhu clean wok anÂ' mi dhu dutty wok
dem seh dat black man is very lazy
but if yÂ'u si how mi wok yÂ'u woulda sey mi crazy

Inglan is a bitch
dereÂ's no escapin it
Inglan is a bitch
yÂ'u bettah face up to it

dem a have a lickle facktri up inna Brackly
inna disya facktri all dem dhu is pack crackry
fi di laas fifteen years dem get mi laybah
now awftah fifteen years mi fall out a fayvah

Inglan is a bitch
dereÂ's no escapin it
Inglan is a bitch
dereÂ's no runninÂ' whey fram it

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